Author: Joe Enright

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Trump Agonistes: “How Much Is That Secret Worth?”

The Election gambits had all failed. 2024 GOP presidential hopefuls were already offering background briefings to reporters on their courageous objections to the President’s insistence on his squatter’s rights to the Oval Office. But the coup-de-grace was finally delivered by a Washington Post exclusive: the Joint Chiefs and a joyous Secret Service detail had developed a discrete extraction method, although […]

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And The Greatest Is Love

All right, let’s start at the beginning. According to the latest realty news about hip, happening Gowanus, those old red brick Roulston buildings under the F train at 9th Street that once housed a huge bakery, coffee grinders, and tons of groceries – followed by cobwebs and then artist lofts – will now be home to lots of office workers. […]

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Kennedy, Dylan & Me

In June 1968 I was working my way through college as a back-office clerk in a brokerage house at 2 Wall Street. It was a deathly dull job. I sat across from Bob Kennedy who supervised reconciling the firm’s trading records for the First National Bank of Boston. In truth, there was only one way a newcomer would be able […]

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Presidential Candidate Jeopardy

ALEX TREBEK: Welcome to our candidates, from right to left in more ways than one: President Donald Trump and former Vice-President Joe Biden. Our categories are COVID, Russia, Immigration, Wall Street and The Apprentice. As always, remember that all answers should be in the form of a question. Good luck to you both as we begin our first Presidential Candidate […]

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And The Greatest is Love

The 9th Street warehouses  were erected in 1910, the Culver-Smith St line in 1927–1933 (Depression slowed things down). Over 100 buildings were condemned along the corridor between 9th & 10th Street but the Roulston properties were never in play. Why? The elevation of the span over the Canal was dictated by the War Department — the City was required to […]

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This One’s For You, Pete By Joe Enright

Pete Hamill was a poet disguised as a reporter disguised as a novelist disguised as a memoirist – there is such a word, I assure you, but Pete would never have used it. It sounds too phony. Like the pre-recorded cheers they pipe in for the radio and TV gasbags at COVID-emptied ballparks. Remember Pete’s columns in the New York […]

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Red Hook’s Marine Railroad: Déjà Vu All Over Again?

In Arthur Miller’s 1955 play, A View from the Bridge, the narrator Alfieri describes our Brooklyn waterfront as “the gullet of New York, swallowing the tonnage of the world.” And the New York Dock Railway was the spoon that kept it fed. We could use such a spoon again, now that United Parcel Service has come to town. In 1982 […]

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Major Tom to Ground Control: Have the Hubrids Taken Over Red Hook Yet?

As the reign of the Anti-Christ mercifully nears its end, how else will 2020 be remembered? The pandemic, of course. 30,000+ New Yorkers dead. Hundreds of infected Red Hookers. A new Depression. George Floyd. Rage against the machine. The Pentagon confirms UFOs exist… What? UFOs exist!? Yeah, and it was barely news for ten minutes. Like many other thoughtful well-groomed […]

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Contact Tracing, Old School: “Aside From the Barmaid, the Super, and Your Niece, Anyone Else?”

I just got a blast message from Governor Cuomo advising New Yorkers: “When you get a call from NYS Contact Tracing – Answer your phone! Any information you give a COVID contact tracer will be strictly confidential and treated as a private medical record.” Wow! If only I had a Governor paving the way for my phone calls when I […]

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The Bridges of Gowanus

“I want an uplifting story this time!” George bellowed. “None of that death and gloom you usually dish out. We got enough of that these days.”  My mind raced. Uplifting? Hmmm…“How about a nice local story about bridges that lift up over a little stream?”  George chomped on his cigar and muttered, “OK, but make sure those bridges don’t blow […]

Music

A worst record countdown

OK, sure, you can find “worst” music countdown clips on YouTube, but they’re full of all the obvious choices, with none of the deep cosmic thoughts you’ll find here in the Star-Revue. And I can pretty much guarantee no bandwidth problems with this page. Also, this countdown is all about the record, recognizing not only the song, but the artist, […]